“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”女人是用来被爱的，不是用来被理解的。

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.”生活太重要了，不能太当真。

“Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.”道德只不过是我们对个人反感的人所采取的一种态度。

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”任何生活在自己能力范围内的人，都是缺乏想象力的人。

“The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”圣人与罪人唯一的区别就是每个圣人都有过去，而每个罪人都有未来。

“No good deed goes unpunished.”善行无行，无不受罚。

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”时尚是一种无法忍受的丑陋，所以我们每六个月就得改变一次。

“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”世界是舞台，但角色安排得极其糟糕。

“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”失去一个父母可能被视为不幸；失去两个看起来则是粗心。

“I am not young enough to know everything.”我还不够年轻，无法什么都知道。

“Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.”民主意味着人民被人民为了人民所打击。

“There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”生活中唯一比被谈论更糟糕的事，就是无人谈论。